I read to the deaf and blind at hospitals, and teach origami at an old folks' home on weekends. Old ladies help ME cross the street. I once ate an entire horse so whenever someone says "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse" I can say "I did". My smile alone could bring the economy out of recession, if only I didn't have to compete with McDonald's. Menopause has spontaneously reversed upon meeting me. The windows 7 commercials were MY idea. Instead of "googling", people call me. 3D glasses are required on dates with me. I haven't seen Titanic or The Sixth Sense.