18 hours of interview/info session +
5 elimination interview rounds, 17 eliminated +
5 group presentations +
3 individual presentations +
1 five minute spontaneous teaching demo +
1 fifteen minute pre-planned teaching demo +
sleeping on floors in Toronto apartments +
shaving with skiddy corner store plastic razors +
no change of clothes +
enough information to choke a horse =
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1 one-year contract to teach English in Japan