Wednesday, December 18, 2002

soon it will all be over

not much today, maybe just a quote from my friend Erika

"relationships always seem to be a cause of stress.....whether you're in one or not"

Tuesday, December 17, 2002

oh. my. god.

I just got rocked by this final. 3 out of 7 finals have kicked my ass royally, and this one, by far was the worst. I'm a good student too. Every single person was writing like mad until the 3 hours was up. Even my friend Matt who swore he would leave early (he has this thing about being the first person to leave every single exam we've ever written, and still gets like 70s in the courses) but he didn't. It was impossible. I'm shaking, my face is red, I was sweating up a storm wearing a small t-shirt in the middle of december. Everyone who left the exam looked like they'd just seen a ghost, and then that ghost proceeded to severely rape them anally for 3 hours straight.

Well, off to the library for more studying. Maybe my physical chemistry course will go better.

Oh yeah, a small piece of advice, chemistry is hard. No one should take it, ever.

Thursday, December 12, 2002

"We're all looking at a different picture through this new frame of mind..."

Tuesday, December 10, 2002

Number of hours spent studying = 0.75

Number of study pages written = 2, front AND back...

Number of times study pages were read and re-read = 0 and..........0

Time spent doing everything else imaginable besides studying = 8 days

Percentage of material I studied that actually appeared on the first and second midterms = ~30%

Percentage scored on each of those midterms = 45% (approx 15% pure dumb luck)

Average going into exam = 45%

Expected average after exam = 45%

Required average to pass the course = 55%

Probability of winging it and guessing and scraping by to get 55% = snowflake's chance in hell

Time until exam = T minus 10.5 hours

Well, as you can see, the math all adds up. KIN was not meant for me, and I will fail the exam tomorrow morning. On the bright side, I showed a lot of consistency on the midterms, that's got to count for something. I'd like to see someone else get exactly 45% on BOTH midterms.

I am Jack's vastus lateralis

I am Jack's vastly overloaded memory
"I woke the any other day you know I should have stayed in bed"


Monday, December 09, 2002

Oh suck.

I'll put a real update in here sooner or later, although I'm pretty much talking to myself like a crazy person, since no one really knows about this website.

Should I study as hard as I can and still fail kinesiology, or should I not study, relax and de-stress, go write the exam and fail it anyway? I'm pretty sure that I'm going to fail no matter how much studying I do, so maybe I won't study. Of course, that goes against everything I've learned (i.e. been conditioned to believe), so I think I'm going to wake up early and study my brains out tomorrow. Then fail. After these last exams, maybe I'll quit school for a while, say.........8 months.

I think so.

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