So here it is, the moment you've all been waiting for. And by 'you've all' I mean, of course, 'no one's' since no one comes to my site ever.

This is the worst poem/song ever written but I love it.

Sweet sweet sugar crisps running through my veins
How I love to ride your crunchy cereal train

Honey-blasted and oh so tasty puffs of wheat
Sugar Crisps make quite the treat

Eaten with milk or right out of hand
They're bestest snack in all the land

Sugar Crisps oh Sugar Crisps
How I love my yummy Sugar Crisps

I love them with milk I love them with tea
I love them I love them and I'm sure they love me

Sugar Crisps oh Sugar Crisps
How'd you get your super duper taste?
Sugar Crisps oh Sugar Crisps
Make me want to stuff them in my face

Eat me a bowl or eat me a box
Eat me them Sugar Crisps and eat me them lots

Sugar Crisps oh Sugar Crisps
I want to eat a Sugar Crisps square
Sugar Crisps oh Sugar Crisps
I want to kill that Sugar Crisps bear

Sugar Crisps oh Sugar Crisps, my most favouritest treat
Sugar Crisps oh Sugar Crisps, they just can't be beat!