Friday, June 13, 2003

Hail to the thief -- Everyone sells out in the end (see also: HOOKER with a PENIS)

I bet if I wrote out every dirty porn word you could think of within the text of my blog, I'd get a ton more visitors. Maybe I should WHORE myself out and put up DIRTY nasty SEX pictures showing HOT NAKED CO EDs or celebrity NUDES or something like that. Yeah, yeah that's the ticket. My ticket to slut town. I will, in fact, become a SLUT myself. Maybe I'll use this as some sort of psychological survey experiment type thing where I will monitor people's tendency to visit porn-related sites based on google search keywords. Sounds like a plan. Although, I'm a little against writing down some of the dirtier words, such as the P word or the C word for female parts, I can write COCK and BALLS and DICK and everything no problem, but that stuff just bugs me. FUCK is another word that sort of bugs me, but I decided to write it down for experimentation's sake. I guess cocknballs and dicks and such would probably not lead to as many hits, as I'd imagine the major demographic for porn-searchers are males between ages of 12 and 60. We'll see, I have some silly little site tracker thing that will tell me how many people searched for HOT ASIAN AMATEURS rather than "monkey shoving chestnuts in man's ass" (see also: "Choke"). You gotta love freedom of expression and lack of censorship. I almost wrote "lack of sensorship", which I guess could possibly make some, if not more, sense on the internet. Otherwise I'd be all *******'ed up (starred up) with censorship.

Anyway, how about those girls on the MTV movie awards named T.A.T.U.? Definitely not real LESBIANS, how they were almost doing each other on stage, and the one girl had HUGE pointy PERKY TITS (for the record, I never use that word....). I think that set any sort of women's movement back that may have existed, oh let's say about a hundred thousand years. Just like the hoards of eminem lookalikes that all CAME on stage to sing will the real slim shady please stand up or whatever the FUCK that song is called, except it was with a hundred million pseudo lesbian girls dressed in SCHOOL GIRL outfits. At first it was kinda HOT, but then after a couple seconds it was entirely excessive and pretty appalling. I mean, real lesbians are never dressed like that, they are not nearly that "hot" (attractive) and they most definitely are not all over each other in public, especially when they are giving an ORAL PERFORMANCE on stage. And where is the token lumberjack lesbian? The man hating lumberjack lesbian? (See also: Chasing Amy). I saw many man-friendly hot BLONDE lesbians, which I have been taught, along with santa claus and the easter BUNNY are "FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION!!!!!!!!" Gotta love Kevin Smith movies, for the most part. Some kinda sucked though, like Jay and Silent Bob, although that movie was good for its comedic/entertainment face value. But yeah, no man-hating lumberjack lesbians. I think if they were going to say they were lesbians, then they should at least have a representative display for the public. I guess they are a smart smart european band just looking to sell records based on the fact that they would be BISEXUAL at best, and pretending to be super super hot (which I don't even really think they are, but that's supposed to be the general consensus) lesbians that like to do it in public. Check out the site



Hopefully that works. Check out the first picture you see under "during the tour" and check out where the one foot of the girl is! AWFUL. Dear lord, publicity publicity publicity....Not to mention the pictures under "universal". Also two key phrases I copied from the site, without permission:

" Both Lena and Yulia sang in a children’s group “Neposedy”. Yulia had to leave the group after she was accused of “obscene behavior and corrupting other singers”.

The girls came together to the casting that took place on the Mosfilm studio. They were one of the 500 pretenders and were selected independently."


You figure it out.

Enough about those crazy "teenage russian lesbians". I still don't know what TaTu stands for, all I can come up with is TEEN or TEENAGE TITS and ASS and I'm stumped on the U part, and I know that it's not any of those things. It's most likely some other weird non-sexual meaning, but the blatantly sexual one would be my best guess by the image they're portraying. I guess those crazy russian teenage lesbians have SUCKED out all of my energy and ability to write anything, crazy russian teenage lesbians'll do that.

Also, repetition is key

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1 Comments:

Anonymous S devil said...

Very intriguing how many more hits did you get to your website due to this post on the world wide web (WWW.) ?

15 Feb 2011, 13:25:00  

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