CareerBuilder says:
Wow, I have a shittacular shit story to tell you.

Jesse says:
ok well hopefully i will have a good oen tomorrow, from all the shit saved up from today to tell you about

CareerBuilder says:
Today, my grand mother cleaned out the toilet with this fucked up cleaning chemical shit.

CareerBuilder says:
So, the toilet water was all blue.

CareerBuilder says:
I had to take a hard shit, so I sat down and started to shit. However, this one pice of shit made the water shoot up into my ass, and the chemical was in the water.

CareerBuilder says:
It was fucked.

Jesse says:
did you check your asshole bent over double in the mirror to see if it was stained blue?

CareerBuilder says:
HAHAHA

CareerBuilder says:
No.

CareerBuilder says:
I forgot to.

Jesse says:
maybe you should

Jesse says:
hahaha

Jesse says:
does it sting?

CareerBuilder says:
It did.

Jesse says:
i bet they have anal testing

CareerBuilder says:
For a minute.

Jesse says:
for that cleaning stuff

Jesse says:
imagine that was your job

CareerBuilder says:
Haha.

Jesse says:
ok Jim, now, we're gonna put this cleaning chemical on your anus

Jesse says:
tell us what you feel

CareerBuilder says:
Dude, the water went way up there too.

CareerBuilder says:
I could feel it.

Jesse says:
that's not good

CareerBuilder says:
So I tried to shit to get the water out.

Jesse says:
hahaha

Jesse says:
did it work?

CareerBuilder says:
But that just caused more water to pop up in my ass, I jumped like a foot off the toilet.

Jesse says:
i'm posting this conversation on my website

CareerBuilder says:
So, I did the smartest thing I did all day.

CareerBuilder says:
I flushed, and started to shit.

Jesse says:
ingenius
CareerBuilder says:
Fuck yes.