Wednesday, August 11, 2010

I read to the deaf and blind at hospitals, and teach origami at an old folks' home on weekends. Old ladies help ME cross the street. I once ate an entire horse so whenever someone says "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse" I can say "I did". My smile alone could bring the economy out of recession, if only I didn't have to compete with McDonald's. Menopause has spontaneously reversed upon meeting me. The windows 7 commercials were MY idea. Instead of "googling", people call me. 3D glasses are required on dates with me. I haven't seen Titanic or The Sixth Sense.

2 Comments:

Blogger Vee said...

LOL What??

11 Aug 2010, 21:23:00  
Anonymous jen. said...

Love it! Does your mom have a tattoo that says 'Jesse'?

26 Aug 2010, 22:22:00  

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